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The cookie that doesn't crumble

Created on 2006-03-05 03:30:42 (#9683962), never updated

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Name:c00kie226
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Helping co-moderator of [info]the_storyboard and [info]dimensional_ooc.



How many cookies did the cookie monster eat?
I don't really remember but I do remember him throwing up for about an hour!


Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crummy!!

Top 8 Worst Fortune Cookies Fortune
8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"
7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."
6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."
5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."
4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."
3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."
2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."
1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."




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